Sleepy

Truth is Sleepy Dwarf, from his very cradle, cared for nothing more than lounging. He fell asleep during classes at school, and as a soldier his snoring in the trenches was louder than the roar of a hundred cannons. His groans terrified an entire regiment of enemies and thus he became a decorated hero, a dwarf veteran. For his military merits, this sleepyhead was appointed by city councilors to guard the entrance to the Underground City of Dwarves. Initially he was asked to control the flow of dwarves between the border worlds – this he did poorly (and loudly). Happily, things are simplified considerably for our hero since the introduction of the Schengen zone. Sleepy rests easy.