Gastronomek

Gastronomek, head of the Dwarf Academy at the Culinary School at 86 Kamienna Street, is an advocate of the modern principles of nutrition. He believes that dwarf cuisine is too oily, which is why most dwarves look like fattened geese with beards. So he invented new recipes and they’ve gone down smooth like butter. He creates desserts most often from vegetables and he serves fruit for dinner. Students love his culinary jokes and when at a lecture on hospitality he cites famous chef sayings (eg. A hut is more wealthy, the more guests that are belching) they burst out in laughter.